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Tag: humour
Kind of funny conversations
Following conversations are the ones I find slightly amusing when I look back on them now. A friend gave me the idea to write them all into a blog post. To MJ:- I still have copyright :p 1) This incident happened yesterday I was troubleshooting some problem for my coal-league on phone..signal was low…so […]
Truck on Fire
Now it happened that me and my colleague (Zubair) were lazing in front of a road side tea stall.I glance bhind his shoulder and see a truck coming in a zig-zag kind of way..like the driver is drunk It comes closer and I see that its on fire. It was carrying hay and it caught […]
Some more jokes
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You […]
EXCLUSIVE EXCERPT FROM PAK GENERAL PERVEZ MUSHARRAF’S AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Book Excerpt “Pakistan and the United States of America have been allies ever since the Cold War; bestest friends even, and so it was no surprise when I was summoned to speak on the phone with a member of the Bush Administration shortly after the events of 9/11. I had just donned my military-issue pajamas, […]
10 things, Every Boy/Girl Should Know
Shamelessly copied. Not my original words Shiv Sena dudes should read it. Very useful for those purists :P It’s copied from http://www.sexisforfags.com/no-sex.asp 10 Things Every Girl Should Know Abut Boys And Their Private Parts By Mrs. George W. Bush “Take it from me, girls – there’s no good reason to rush into S-E-X. That’s why […]
Jokes
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; […]