Now it happened that me and my colleague (Zubair) were lazing in front of a road side tea stall.I glance bhind his shoulder and see a truck coming in a zig-zag kind of way..like the driver is drunk It comes closer and I see that its on fire. It was carrying hay and it caught […]
Author: JJ
Some more jokes
A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum: Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy? I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You […]
Jokes
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; […]
Chak De
Watched Chak De today. Without any doubt, its one of the best movies to hit the big screen in recent times.One of the very few Indian movies that I liked. Truly the best…in every way imaginable.Story, acting, message, dialogue, emotions, pace..everything is top-notch. Rest of this post will contain spoilers about the movie, so in […]
Flair of the Dark
Darkness, she called out to him. “Join my ranks” she said.“I am the only one who dares to live among the whispering dead. Charlatans shall hint ever so often at that so-called light.They’ll take you round and round in circles, My pretty child, Do hold on tight.They shall induce a fear of me in your […]
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Being Evil Overlord
You see, I have all the talents of being a really big, ultrapowerful evil overlord. But all evil dudes get defeated sooner or later. Every great guy failed due to some simple mistake…But I know everything….. Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well,there are all sorts of perks and you […]
R.E.M. — What’s the frequency, Kenneth? “What’s the frequency, Kenneth?” is your Benzedrine, uh-huh I was brain-dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed I thought I’d pegged you an idiot’s dream Tunnel vision from the outsider’s screen I never understood the frequency, uh-huh You wore our expectations like an armored suit, uh-huh I’d studied […]