2. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

3. There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.

4. The road to success is always under construction.

5. When you reach the absolute bottom, don't just sit there, start digging.©

6. Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

7. When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.

8. If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

9. Hey, let's go car shopping! My parents said if I got all B's they'd buy me a bar. And I got all C's!

10. Nothing makes life as painful as hope.©

 11. I've got a problem for your solution

12.  Life is what happens in between events you think are important.©

13.  Spoiler alert for story of your life: Everyone dies.©