Now it happened that me and my colleague (Zubair) were lazing in front of a road side tea stall.
I glance bhind his shoulder and see a truck coming in a zig-zag kind of way..like the driver is drunk<\/p>\n
It comes closer and I see that its on fire. It was carrying hay and it caught fire somehow.
i start grinning ( :) and said “Us truck ko dekh”
He glances behind and nearly jumps out of his skin..”oye, us mein to aag lagee hai.<\/p>\n
Me: – Yes<\/p>\n
Zubair :- (In a panicky voice) Oye ..wo idhar hee aa raha hai<\/p>\n
Me:- (Grinning even more) haan<\/p>\n
In the meanwhile, 3-4 bales of hay fell down from the truck, partially blocking the road.<\/p>\n
Zubair:- **&^%$$.. ye to khatarnaak (dangerous) ho gaya hai<\/p>\n
Me: – haan haan<\/p>\n
(:D)<\/p>\n
Now the truck was 40-50 metres away and trying to locate fire brigade people
It was on the first turn..but in panic driver missed the turn and started coming towards us as theree was a bit of ground to make a turn.<\/p>\n
Zubair:- (Really scared) wo truck idhar hee aa raha hai<\/p>\n
Me:- haan. aaag bhee barr gayee hai
Saale ko itnaa barra fire station nahi dikha.<\/p>\n
Now the truck reached us and started to make the turn<\/p>\n
Zubair- (In real panic)oye peeche ho !!
peeche ho
barra khatra hai yaar. Truck wala paagal ho gaya hai.<\/p>\n
Me:- (I start laughing again)Saale kanhaa hogaa. Itnee jagah hai. morr lega wo truck<\/p>\n
Zubair:- ***&^%$%$%&)(* barree heat nikal rahee hai<\/p>\n
:-s<\/p>\n
Somehow driver managed to loacte and take his truck into the fire station<\/p>\n
Zubair: -Shukar hai pahunch gaya<\/p>\n
ME:- he he. main soch raha tha..agar aag fuel tank tak pahunch jaatee to truck explode hota ya nahin<\/p>\n
Zubair:- Ab to nahi hoone wala. Fire brigade waale paani fenk rahein hai uspar<\/p>\n
Me:- Koi baat nahi. 1 aur aa raha hai waise hee condition mein<\/p>\n
Zubair:- (Glances back and exclaims)..oye ek aur truck mein aag lagi hai yaar. Wo bhee idhar hee aa rahaa hai<\/p>\n
Me: (grining) haan<\/p>\n
But driver of that truck located the fire station quickly and took it there.<\/p>\n
Zubair: – (looking releived)
Chal ab hum bhee chaalk kar dekh te hain<\/p>\n
Me:- hain?<\/p>\n
Zubair:- Abe chal na. chal ke dekhte hain..kaise aag bhujate hain<\/p>\n
Me:- khote..kya hai dekhne waala isme??<\/p>\n
Zubair:- chal na. chal na<\/p>\n
Me:- *&*(&)(* \u00a0acha acha<\/p>\n
We spend nxt 20 minutes watching fire being put out<\/p>\n
(yawn)
We were not alone..there was a sizeable crowd around. All morons like us gaping at firemen doing their work<\/p>\n
After 20 minutes
Me:- Mujhe lagta hai…(:|) kee mujhe kaafi farak hai<\/p>\n
Zubair:- kaise??<\/p>\n
Me:- wanhaa 2 truck mein aag lagee thee..aur main hans rahaa thaa<\/p>\n
Zubair:- (thoughtful)..haan wo to hai he (shrug)<\/p>\n
Me:- hmmmm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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