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Following conversations are the ones I find slightly amusing \u00a0when I look back on them now. A friend gave me the idea to \u00a0write them all into a blog post.<\/p>\n

To MJ:- I still have copyright \u00a0:p<\/p>\n

1)<\/p>\n

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This incident happened yesterday I was troubleshooting some problem for my coal-league on phone..signal was low…so had to speak loud.. Went like
\nME:<\/span> Check the blue cable and its other end…where is it terminated?
\nHow many ports..bla bla bla are u getting link?? bla bla bla<\/p>\n

There was a girl nearby..listening to all this. As sooon as I stopped talking she turned to me<\/p>\n

Girl: Are you an engine-ear?<\/p>\n

Me:yes<\/p>\n

Girl:Really?? In electronics?<\/p>\n

Me:Yeah, sort of. A network engine-ear<\/p>\n

Girl:Where?
\nMe: Working in a BSNL project
\nGirl:humm…tabhi yahaan mobile nahi chalte
\nMe: Main mobile mein nahi, broadband section mein hun.
\nGirl: Broadband kyaa??
\nMe: Internet.<\/p>\n

Girl: <\/strong>yahaan internet kee speeed bhee barri kam hai<\/p>\n

ME:<\/strong> alright<\/p>\n

After sometime…<\/p>\n

Girl: Can you tell me something..
\nMe: ???
\nGirl: agar maine ye check karnaa ho kee maine 2000 mein koun se site access kiye, to iske liye mujhe kyaa karnaa hogaa??
\nMe: <\/strong>[Mentally bangs head on the table] Aisa karna ummm possible nahin hai. You can check your internet history in your browser.. it depends on your settings.
\nGirl:noo..no.kyaa aap check kar sakte hain??
\nMe: bla bla
\nGirl: and ..and??
\nME: Sighsss…launches into a lengthy explainashun
\nGirl: Geee..thats neat
\nMe: sure sure
\nGirl: am an scientist..i want to change the world i’ll make this city capital of India bla bla bla
\nMe:[[Tries to be polite..tries to not ignore..
\nafter sometime tries to shut ears ]]
\nGirl:<\/strong> Bla bla bla bla bla bla<\/p>\n

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2)<\/p>\n

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This conversahun isnt berry phunny…but still now it happpens that a frand of mine owns a 80GB hard-disk while I had to manage witha 40GB one. Went on for some time. Then I upgraded my PC..160GB hdd Bumped into him after sometime and topic turned to that<\/p>\n

Me: Ab mere paas 64 bit processor, 1 GB RAM, 160 GB HDD, nVidia graphics card hai.
\nTere paas kya hai??<\/p>\n

Frand: Mere paas german shepherd doggy hai.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> :|<\/p>\n

3)<\/p>\n

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Karishma: oi, i donno two ppl who are postin currently in nkt, who’re they?
\nme: who 2? i dont know that guy with strange font either hes frand of shammo so is that girl anyways u didnt post
\nKarishma: i am postin honey i am hoe n distat echo
\nme: honey i am hoe—rotfl hes dhruv still rotfl
\nKarishma: home** sorry’s
\nme:<\/strong> < wait till i post this on nkot rolls lafing
\nKarishma: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh<\/p>\n

4)
\nThis happened at a shop. There was a woman before me.<\/p>\n

Woman: Bhaiya, 12 ande dena.
\nMe: [[Chuckles]]
\nShopkeeper: um…acha [wry face]
\nWoman: [[Embarassed]] [[Clears throat]]
\nMe: [[trying to hide my grin]]<\/p>\n

After the dealing was over..
\nshopkeeper to me (woman is still there) –Jee bhai..aapko kya chahiye
\nMe: ummmm ande??
\nWoman: [[grins]]
\nShopkeeper: okaaaay<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

5)<\/p>\n

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I had a particularly annoying “coversation” with a BSNL dude who happened to be a kashmiri. I came out fuming started my rant against the whole bloody race with my colleague who happens to be a kashmiri too.<\/p>\n

Me: ^%%%* &^^ kashmiri *&*&^&%&^ (&*^%@ Inkee (*((*(*& pataa kuch hai nahin ore faltoo mein sawaal poochenge *&$#!<\/p>\n

Kashmiri Colg. : Oye, main bhee kashmiri hoon<\/p>\n

Me: so…???<\/p>\n

KC: umm..kuch nahin We came out of the exchange and bumped into our manager who just came out of a meeting with some more kashmiris who work for BSNL.<\/p>\n

He is a kashmiri too.<\/p>\n

KC: Sir, kyaa huaa?<\/p>\n

Manager: ye **&@! kashmiri…!! 1 no. ke ^#@@ hain. akal hai hee nahin *&^% Ko.<\/p>\n

KC: <><\/p>\n

Me:ROTFL<\/p>\n

6)<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

An old relative talking to me. Went something like that After understanding that my work involves something to do with computers)
\nN: Can you repair computers??
\nMe: yes
\nN: Can you make computers too??
\nMe: uh, yes.
\nN: there was a guy. Lived in the next lane. Very intelligent, nice kind of person. He did engineering too and opened some shop. he sold and repaired computers
\nMe: (wondering–why is everyhing in past tense)
\nN: he died last week in some accidnet. it was so tragic
\nMe: uhh? oh yes. it is.<\/p>\n

7)<\/p>\n

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This dude is actually a good frand of mine . He calls me one day<\/p>\n

Bh : Oye, ye bataa Tragedy Office kanhaa hai??
\nMe: Tragedy office ????<\/p>\n

Bh: <\/strong>\u0939\u093e\u0901 \u0939\u093e\u0901. \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0918\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925 \u0924\u094b \u0939\u0948. *** \u092c\u0948\u0902\u0915 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0921\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0925<\/p>\n

Me :<\/strong> Tragedy office ???? \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094c\u0928 \u0938\u093e \u0928\u092f\u093e department \u0916\u0941\u0932 \u0917\u092f\u093e?<\/p>\n

Bh:<\/strong> \u0905\u092c\u0947 \u0938\u093e\u0932\u0947.. \u0935\u094b \u0932\u093e\u0932 \u0930\u0902\u0917 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u093f\u0932\u094d\u0921\u093f\u0902\u0917 \u091c\u094b \u0939\u0948.<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> (Pause) \u091f\u094d\u0930\u0947\u091c\u0947\u0921\u0940 \u0915\u0947 spelling \u092c\u094b\u0932<\/p>\n

Bh:\u0916\u094b\u0924\u093e.. \u0935\u0939\u0940 \u091c\u094b \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948.<\/p>\n

Me: <\/strong>\u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092e\u0924\u0932\u092c Treasury office \u0924\u094b \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902 \u0939\u0948 ??<\/p>\n

Bh:<\/strong> \u091c\u094b \u092e\u0930\u094d\u091c\u0940 \u0939\u094b \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 area \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u0928\u093e??<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> \u0938\u093e\u0932\u0947 , TRAGEDY \u0928\u0939\u0940\u0902, TREASURY \u0939\u0948 .<\/p>\n

Bh:<\/strong> \u091c\u094b \u092d\u0940 \u0939\u0948 \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u093e\u0901, \u0938\u093e\u0930\u0947 \u092f\u0939\u0940 \u092c\u094b\u0932\u0924\u0947 \u0939\u0948\u0902.<\/p>\n

Me: aah.. i see.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

8)<\/p>\n

Read this banner some place couldnt help grinning like an idiot \u0917\u094b\u0932\u0940 \u0932\u093e\u0920\u0940 \u091a\u0932\u093e\u092f\u0947\u0902 \u0917\u0947 \u0930\u093e\u092e \u0938\u0947\u0924\u0941 \u092c\u091a\u093e\u090f\u0902 \u0917\u0947<\/p>\n

9)<\/p>\n

A Sikh guy who happens to be my colleague: (pointing to my overgrown hair) \u0913\u092f\u0947, \u0907\u0938 \u0918\u094b\u0902\u0938\u0932\u0947 \u092e\u0947\u0902 \u0915\u093f\u0924\u0928\u0940 \u091a\u093f\u0921\u093f\u092f\u093e \u0930\u0939\u0924\u0940 \u0939\u0948\u0902?? \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902<\/p>\n

Me : Duhhh<\/p>\n

Him: \u0924\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0938\u093f\u0930 \u0915\u0947 \u092c\u093e\u0932\u094b\u0902 \u0915\u0940 \u092c\u093e\u0924 \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0939\u093e\u0902 \u0939\u0942\u0901. \u092f\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0918\u094b\u0902\u0938\u0932\u093e \u092c\u0928\u093e \u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0916\u093e \u0939\u0948 ? \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902<\/p>\n

Me: \u0915\u092e\u0940\u0928\u0947, \u0924\u0942 \u0905\u092a\u0928\u0947 \u0938\u093f\u0930 \u092a\u0930 \u090f\u0915 \u092a\u0915\u094d\u0915\u093e \u092e\u0915\u093e\u0928 \u092c\u0928\u093e\u0915\u0930 \u0930\u0916 \u0938\u0915\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 \u0924\u094b \u092e\u0947\u0930\u0947 \u0918\u094b\u0902\u0938\u0932\u0947 \u0938\u0947 \u0915\u094d\u092f\u093e \u0924\u0915\u0932\u0940\u092b \u0939\u094b \u0930\u0939\u0940 \u0939\u0948 ?<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Him: <\/strong>\u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092f\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u0939\u0947\u0902 \u092f\u0947\u0902 \u092f\u0947\u0902<\/p>\n

10)<\/p>\n

We were working in a telephone exchange. Loads of landline phones lying around. I ask \u00a0a coal-league to give me “his” mobile phone.<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong>:\u0905\u092a\u0928\u093e \u092b\u093c\u094b\u0928 \u0926\u0947\u0928\u093e.<\/p>\n

That dude picks up a landline and holds it out<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> huh???<\/p>\n

MS:<\/strong>\u092a\u0915\u0922\u093c \u0928\u093e !!<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong> \u0913\u092f\u0947… \u092e\u0948\u0902\u0928\u0947 \u0924\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092b\u093c\u094b\u0928 \u092e\u0902\u0917\u093e \u0939\u0948.<\/p>\n

MS:<\/strong> \u092e\u0947\u0930\u093e \u092b\u093c\u094b\u0928??: \u092f\u0947 \u092e\u094b\u092c\u093e\u0907\u0932 \u0939\u094b\u0924\u093e \u0939\u0948 holding the landline) \u0913\u0930 \u092f\u0947 \u092b\u093c\u094b\u0928 \u0924\u0941\u091d\u0947 \u091c\u094b \u091a\u093e\u0939\u093f\u090f, \u0935\u094b \u092c\u094b\u0932<\/p>\n

Me:<\/strong>\u00a0Deep Breaths. 1-2-4-9-6-8-3-……..<\/p>\n

MS:<\/strong>\u00a0(Smugly) \u0938\u092e\u091d \u0906\u092f\u093e ??<\/p>\n

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